29.7.09

That Facebook (Part 3)

Why do we have that need to log on to Facebook for almost every hour?


You ask questions. Human are the most curious of creatures. We bother ourself with really tiny weeny little stuffs that won't even save the world from destruction. We find that knowing even the smallest detail over other people is fulfilling. So saying it plainly, human are generally a bunch of busybodies.

"No we're not!", says you.
Then why we read the papers (gossip column) and watch television (channel E!)?

"For fun lah!", you insist.
And the usual me would arms up and back away. I rest my case.


Fact: On average every Facebook account receives 1 update per minute on their News Feed.

And lets face it, Facebook always have stuffs to offer that will keep you coming back for more. At first Facebook is just a simple social networking service just like any other (e.g. the old Friendster and the ancient Community Zero), the only difference it has that 'write on my wall' thingy compared to Friendster's testimonial. Seriously, testimonials? Its as if we have already lived a full life and went over to the other side (if you know what I mean) and people are writing stuffs about you and your 'good deeds'. I bet most of the testimonials written are lies which is exactly what people would do when you went to the other side.

Months go on and you still scribble on people's wall and adding friends. Which is good because thats the reason for social networking service, to connect people. Then the logging on rate drops to 3 log ons a day. Facebook went and changed the layout. This got people pissed and starting to talk about it and making groups going against the layout change.

Then come the applications such as Vampire VS Werewolf. Oooooo I got bitten by a vampire... I'm changing. Simple click and play applications such as mob wars and sell a friend (why would you do that!?) are addictive even though there is nothing much we can do but point and click.

"Wahahaha.. My mob just mobbed your mob!", you would post on your friends' wall after beating him/her. Because applications like these requires you to invite more friends to join in order to advance to the next level, you paster your friends to accept the invitation request (Facebook put it in such a polite manner) they sent. You would even tell them to accept the request and don't have to put much into it.

This is when invitation requests became an annoyance. 20-30 request comes in one day. At one point, the point and click applications come to a halt. Less and less people participated. The log on count drops again. Yet some how Facebook pulled another one on us. Pet Society came upon us. And if that doesn't tickle your fancy, they have Restaurant City.

Same old story. "Please accept my request. I really need that oven. If you join I'll have an oven."

Side note: Sorry Kayun... Didn't mean to quote you.

Not to be a hypocrite, right now I'm kinda into the Typing Maniac and Pixel Ranger applications because you don't need to invite people to join your crew/party/gang/band/brotherhood/whatever. You just have to be damn good.

Well, I am just mediocre.

Till the next part,
the12thplayer

"Cliches became cliches for a reason.... because they work..."
-Dr. (McSteamy) Sloan, Greys Anatomy s05e14

24.6.09

Hi,

I'm awesome.

I'm like the coolest guy ever because I can knit! And, the girls can't beat me! HAHAHA!

Someone said I'm the prettiest guy ever and I look like a girl. But, that is still awesome coz I'm awesome like that yo!

Rad needs a new plushie and I'm gonna get her loads. One for Hanis too pasal "ia alum pernah ada bf."

I just made a girl spoilt her cooking by saying "kicap". Ask me for more details.

My monkey is stolen by Kayun. It is renamed as "Murut" for the most obvious reasons. Rad calls it as "Murad" though. I have no idea why.

Pinico the fish has been eating stones. I feel like sticking my finger into its cute mouth.

I thought kimchi is Japanese. I am so blonde.

I went to the city just now. I tried to refund a pair of Puma shoes for Razan but I got busted. The person behind the counter actually asked if they were mine. They found out from the debit card, "MISS" and there's a small neoprint sticker on it (3 girls). Oh well. I tried to lie the guy but it was too obvious. haha

I didn't buy Rad her snacks i.e. krispy kreme to make her fat. Because she is so "kurus karing".

Do you still remember the cartoon(s?) we used to watch when we were kids? Try google or youtube for "Hakushon Damaiou". Brings lots of memories. ;D

Metis is fat. He's probably an XL now. He's throwing all his hardwork away by eating alot. Rad has seen him when he was in form 4 back then and he looks soooooooooooooooo different.

I am knitting right now. Because I'm cool like that.



the12thplayer
what i think he thinks,
may24

please wait for another 3 months before the next post done by the awesome me! xD

Watch me do my awesome thang and Shuhir beating Kash. haha

video

27.5.09

That (Those) 10 Things I Do Between Revisions

1) Snacking

2) Watch Viral Videos


3) Wonder if world peace is possible.

4) Beat other people's brute on MyBrute.
http://razorres.mybrute.com/

5) Play games on www.kongregate.com

6) Wonder why Sue Son was pitted against Sue Boyle and Diversity in the Semi-Final (thats talent with a pretty face).

7) Try to beat my best scores on http://www.jamlegend.com/user/Razorres. Yeah, I used the PS2 controller which makes it SUPER easy for me. Regularly played songs: Canon Rock, On the Rocks, Metal Gear Solid Theme Remix, Naruto The Rising Fighting Spirit, F-Zero - Mute City Remix and Ken Stage (from Street Fighter II).

8) Pray that Manchester United wins the Champions League.

9) Toy around with that Rubik's cube of mine.

10) Wonder of the 10th thing I should do.

XD
the12thplayer

12.5.09

That Things You Need To Know

8.5.09

That Facebook (Part 2)

*Open door*

Sighs.... "Home sweet Home"

You drop your bag on the table and check your handphone for messages or missed call. Nothing. Hmmm... After the having hints of thoughts of friends' responses to your comments for the whole day the annoying 15 minutes of facebook you had this morning just sinks. You open your laptop to see the your facebook homepage is filled with newsfeeds of 'How well do you know me?' quizzes.

Unless you have been under a coconut shell for the past month or so, you would have noticed the numerous amount of quizzes set up by your facebook friends. Maybe you were on a hiatus because of exams (a sour breakup maybe?). Or maybe... *evil gril*

You're just pissed?



"WHAT!?! After all the comments and 'like's I've clicked.... ONLY ONE!?!", you thought in horror. As if things are going to get better when you click on the '2 Friend Requests'.

*click*

"W T F/H !?!"

"Siapakan ni?"

"Nama udah tah ku inda kenal... Gambarnya lagi inda ku tau siapa!!"



Names are C. 'The Poker King'Y.G. and Maria 'Ozawa' CX from top to bottom (fictional names not intended to harm anyone but for intentions to entertain).

"Apakan ni? The Poker King? CYG? Cayang kali ertinya. Gambarnya lagi", were your initial guesses.

*click*

"Ummm.. Four pics."

*click*

"Woot?! All four pictures don't show his/her face. Macam mana kan tau siapa ni. Ish~ Ku poker ko karang pakai lamp mu atu!"

If only there is one icon I can click to comment on his/her picture I would certainly click it!



*back* and looks at the second request.

"Eh sadang jua dih buat gambar Jesika Alba. Namanya lagi. Maria Ozawa. CX lagi tu. Charles Xavier apa kah kan di buat nya. Nada konektion langsung," you thought.

Same goes for the second request. Only pictures of hot and sexy Pop Star. Decision time. To add or not? Since you and Maria 'Ozawa' only have 3 friends in common you decided to ignore it. Whilst 'The Poker King' and you have 23 mutual friends and most of the are your friends from college, so you sent him a message.

"Hi, I'm afraid I don't recognize you. I do apologise for my poor memory."

*click* -sent-

Having no idea who is who - no one really notices anything you post although you tagged them - your comments on friends posts just gets a ;) - and your 5 pending friend request haven't been replied by your old seatmate back in primary school. You wondered whether your lack of popularity or your bad reputation during middle school or college is the cause of all these drama. As you ponder your self-esteem seeps away slowly. Just as this morning, you felt you've had enough of facebook for the time being.

You paused.

*click* on the notification.

All that lost self-esteem comes back and you feel a part of something. A friend has tagged you in a photo.

*click*

-to be continued-

the12thplayer

1.5.09

That Hot Yvonne

Chuck second season draws to a close with the recent finale "Chuck Versus The Ring". The series definitely kept me entertained for a while now. Below is a video with Yvonne Strahovski appearing on Craig Ferguson Late Late Show.

26.4.09

That Facebook-Part 1

[Insert song name you've set as your alarm tone]~~~

You wake up and hit the snooze button and begging for that extra 5 minutes in bed. Repeat process and forward to 30 minutes later. Forced yourself out of the bed and thought "I seriously need to change my alarm tone". Switch on the laptop. Connected to Wi-Fi. Homepage - Facebook. Automatically logged in. Ola! 20 notifications. And only 2 comments on a photo/video of you tagged by someone else in which the comment has absolutely nothing to do with you. 5 people has taken your quiz. 3 of them failed miserably and 1 barely passing and your best'est' friend in the universe got just one wrong. As for the rest of the notifications; that Mafia/Mob/Fashion War person in your crew just beat the heck out of you. Mental! Nyeh~ leave it for later lah.

As if application notifications isn't annoying enough, the top right of your Facebook homepage urges you to join a group or install an application. Nyeh, forget that... -Ignore All- *click*

Hmmm.... Highlights...
OMG!!!! Si ANU in a relationship sudah? With who ah? *click* *click*
Alaa~ Not stated with who. -scroll-scroll-scroll-
*click* "like"
*type* "sama siapa ni~~? Congrats!" *comment*

*click* "Home"
-scroll-scroll-scroll-
James Bond aiyaa~ I thought I knew you enough.



Hahaha... "I think I can do better". So you thought. Result time. Uh oh. 20%.

Ummmm... Let's not publish it.
*click* "Skip"

Looks at "What's on your mind?".... Stares at the ceiling for a good solid 5 seconds. What's exciting that has happened in my life since I've put "Watched Fast & Furious and it was totally awesome!!!". That itself generated 5 'likes' and 10 comments of either people agreeing it was awesome or it was lousy and that one "Ai siuk... Napa inda bawa aku??". Nyeh~ You know what... I'll lie.

*type* "Had a dream that tons of cash filled my room"
Hmmm.... Bad Idea... -backspace- *hold*

*type* "off to uni... Ugh"
Wait for it...
Wait...



NO Way! That dreaded red "X" appears on the task bar. You silently curse your laptop and grind your teeth.

-Connected-
*type* "Stupid internet connection"



Its been almost 15 minutes since you logged onto facebook and decided Facebook annoyed you enough for the morning. You close your web browser window, 'shut down' the laptop and then stormed out your room and went on to do your 'thing'.

As you go on with your daily routine, you wonder whether what you posted or who you commented, 'like'd or superpoked might pull someone's attention (maybe someone you fancy)? Or might it make people laugh? Or even make people angry!?

Expections are high. You wonder how many notifications will the red box in the corner of the window will show when you log in next. Who is my friend in a relationship with? Why?

Even as you go through your day, you wonder what you did that day should be on your "What's on your mind" column.

Facebook has that control on your day...

-to be continued-

the12thplayer

You should really change that alarm tone"