This.. I'll never forget.

For some, the fever is over. For others, the time is about to come. As for us here in Birmingham, we are smack right in the middle of examination season. Cramming past midnight and towards dusk is a norm for most BiBers. To make things worse, the good sunny warm weather we had last week ran off to God-knows where leaving us with lows of 5 and highs of 15 degree celcius. Yesterday is no different. Everyone shifting study places to avoid the evil dose of youtube and facebook. Kayun went the extra distance of picking to study in my room. Following suit is Azrul and Mallie. At 2ish in the afternoon, all four of us in my room with notes scattered all over the bed and an extra table brought in to accommodate Mallie. Well there is discussion amongst everyone. Jumping from Carnot Cycle to "Ton, pasang lagu Karispatih" and to "Ton, telefonkan si Hajah and suruh ia... ani... atu... Battery ku low"

Picked up my handphone and scrolled for the name "Hajah"

Me: (ringing tone starts) Mal, lurus ka ni nombor ku takan ani.

Everyone just stared and waited

Hajah: Hello?

Me: Hello jah. Tony ni.

Hajah: Huh? Siapa

I thought to myself, "Main-main lagi si Hajah ani".

Me: Jah, Tony ni. Kayun kan.... apa ah?

Turned to Kayun and asked what she wanted.

Me: Hello... Jah...

Hajah: Ah? Apa? Siapa kan ni?

Huh? This should be the right number.

Me: Tony bah ni. Kayun suruh keluarkan bajunya dari machine and simpankan dalam bilik.

Hajah: Tony? Siapa?

Dumbstruck...! Azrul shot a holy-shy+ face, "Hajah kawan ku di London kali?"

Me: (wish to be dead embarrased already) Hah?! Ummm... Sorry... -what to do?!-

Throws the phone to Azrul!

Azrul: Hajah! Sorry. Kawan ku salah nombor. Ia pikir ia telefon kawan kami si Hajah yang seorang lagi. Sorry sorry..

Hangs up and the whole room burst into laughter as I planted my face deep into my mattress with a pillow over the back of my head.

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The laughter subsided after 5 minutes or so with everyone in the room embarrasing me more.

I am so embarrassed... Good thing I have no rep to start with. Ugh.

I have always embarrassed myself in public. Whether its with my family or with my friends, embarrassing moments never fail to make its appearance; what else around really hot babes - makes me even nervous. Making a fool of myself is something that happened on a regular basis that its normal for everyone around me. I've always taken cautious measure to prevent these moments from happening.

Zipped up? check!
Anything on my teeth? check!
Watch where you are stepping? check!

Nevertheless, goofyness is unavoidable. No, its not a disease because for me embarrassing moments makes me look back and laugh and at the same time prevents me from making the same mistakes in the future for bigger goofs to emerge. (like above)

Hajah texted Azrul minutes later saying, "I'll never forget that". I'm really sorry if I disturbed you from what you were doing and caused any discomfort. And if you heard the laughters over the phone, don't worry... They are laughing with you.. Laughing at me! I'll take back the 'Most embarrassing moment was puking on slippers and shoes' because nothing is more embarrassing than making a fool out of yourself in front of someone you don't know at all. This everybody has got to be the most... wait for it... EMBARRASSING MOMENT in my life. And thats official since I used the Barney Legendary line.

Take Care,
the12thplayer

Cry, and you cry alone
Laugh and the whole world will laugh with you
or at you...